Greeting fellow worshipers of Thé OTS. We do not pretend to be worthy of the honor bestowed upon us by being affiliated to the original Kool-Aid Drinkin', Apple Sauce Eatin' First Church of Shatnerology. It is to them that we are eternally indebted. I, the lowly Mistersauga Shatner, do hereby pledglei ineptunflagon, forpep tupep perfectonum.
Enter now all who dare!
You know it had to happen eventually... Shatner in a STAR WARS movie... He's the MAN.
Stompy aka Mistersauga Shatner got a once in a lifetime opportunity to appear with THE MAN himself on:
Friday, March 11, 2005
View a CLIP from the show
To view more pics from the show please visit:
Me asking Bill Shatner about Free Enterprise II
View the trailer for FREE ENTERPRSIE
Watch BILL now
REJOICE OF SHATNERITES
Bill has come to us in Human Form
Two Daring Supplicants have created a film called Free Enterprise
The OTS plays himself as a Human Being named "Bill"
Watch The True Shatner Being in all His Glory
This is where it all started...
The UberPage of the First Church of Shatnerology!
Well it was bound to happen sooner or later...
We've been discovered...
We are listed in the new book The Encyclopedia Shatnerica.
OK so who cares if the site was panned? We are now part of the official realm of Shatnerology.
Buy the book from UberShatner Mistersauga
OTS's Favorite Links
You know you wanna sing just like the OTS Tamborine Dude
What does TJ Hooker like to eat?
Vote for Shatner for President
Yeah I know he's Canadian
Cap'n Kirk Da..."Dancing Queen"
TICKLE ME SHATNER!
Other Interesting Shatnerstuff
- You must now visit the land where I know a guy who has a cousin, and there's this friend of his see who has a girlfriend who is the sister of a guy who is the: KEEPER OF THE HOLY SKRIPTURES OF TEK WAR
- If you want to read about a real life encounter with the OTS proceed to Gregg T Allinson
- Mistersauga Shatner was in a film with The OTS. He punched me and I have never been the same since. For proof one must venture to the Mecca of Shatnerdom-Hollywood THE KIDNAPPING OF THE PRESIDENT
Shat Beat by Victoria-Shatnereeka Bonds
Shatner is a Rock Prophet Odin..
he is an Eagle..
I am Freya..I know Him...in the dream time..
we share..ideas...and Love..green man love...rock love..
you see we are perfectly impartial but deeply loving it..
when we love we love with abandoned and go back to the end..of the beginning...
of our birth..in creation...that first glorious moment..that we entered the presence...of the Word...
so, when we are here on planet earth..we are Gods perfect Syn..in Green Man terms..
or Rock terms..He is a Rock Prophet, much misunderstood, but really the real thing..anyway..
Us green people do put on Him all our mistakes in reverse..and He ends up being too perfect for this day...
I am frega..
carloses pet, he loves to hate..
carlos castaneda is the one who put this up...
http://everything.at/castaneda is Me..
He testifies without words that i am black crow sun..like he..
bill and don juan are too...
love vic bonds...
What other people are saying:
The One True Shatner ministering to his crew. It came to me in a vision after eating too much glazed ham. May it be pleasing to you and a blessing to all the faithful of the Second Church.
Thank you for a great website. You are a true steward of the Shatner.
Peace of Shatner,
Sr. Camron Shelton
A Tribute to William Shatnerhe got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest
the interstellar girls all like him the best
captain of the crew and he knows kung fu
and he did joan collins in 1932
really just an actor, and a genius to boot
he never gets to fire when the enemy shoots
so he ends each show looking neat and clean
after staring down the mouth of a doomsday machine
i really like the one where he reads the constitution
after ending all the fighting in a future revolution
WILLIAM SHATNER !!
"William Shatner", The Scofflaws, Published by Brian O'Sullivan (BMI)
(Available on SKA: The Third Wave from Continuum Records)
...Ubercantor Scofflaw Shatner
Kirk enrages Spock Spock belongs in the circus With the dogfaced boy Captain wears a rug Thinks that toupee looks so real Wonders why we laugh
...C. Giacus Shatner
"The 2nd National Church is one of the two best churches in the Nation dedicated to worshipping the OTS."
...Rev. Butros Butros Shatner
"WOW!!! Those dancing Shatners coupled with "Mr. Tambourine Man" truly made my morning! Screw the coffee and No Doz! That was the rudest awakening I've ever had! I LOVED IT, I LOVED IT, I LOVED IT! This page frickin' rocks; you should be awarded for your fine fine efforts! Stay groovy! "
... High Priestess Mara K. ShatnerMara
"This site gets 4 bannanas from Monkey Boy Productions. A site worthy of the almighty Shatner "
... Shawn Shatner (oh most Experienced one)
"Yer page doesn't suck as much as I thought it would"
"I laughed until I stopped."
...Tarquin McShatner III
"To face the [Shatner]terror, is to face defeat!"
"Shatneeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Shatneeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Shatneeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Shatneeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! "
" I'm also happy to report that not only is the "Second Chuch" the TrekList's 1000th site, it's also going to be ranked as a "Commander" on the list. Congratulations! "
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